Defending The Sacko Tee

The title nobody wants. Defended anyway.

Last overall is still a title, and titles get plates. Championship-belt treatment, crossed sacks, played completely straight on garment-dyed Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton.

• For the reigning holder, or the league that crowns them
• Garment-dyed Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton
• Printed in the US

Defend it or pass it down. Those are the rules.