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Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle, ring-spun cotton, 4.5 ounces, because punishment rides the cheaper blank on purpose and last place does not get the expensive shirt. The league votes on the font. He does not get a vote.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe loser shirt, in cursive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle, ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Pink (the sentence), White, Sport Grey and Black (the plea bargain), sizes S through 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print, sized to the shirt, about 11 inches wide on a Large (about 9 on a Small)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit.\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 64000 Softstyle, ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Standard fit, true to size, closer to the body than a boxy heavyweight. Order the size you normally wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery.\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed for your order, not pulled off a shelf. Shipping timing is shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy it for your league's last place. Ten events, photo proof, bow visible in every shot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal League Rings design. 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